In Defense of Heterosexuals

The title is somewhat of a misnomer. This isn’t really a defense. It is more of an…explanation. And a call to action. Heterosexual guys seem to have a bit of a bad reputation in the media. I guess I’m that guy. I mean, I can honestly say I have never looked at another guy’s hairy ass and said, “Woah!” I don’t even understand how women can fall in love with us. But that’s it. If you do, then, hey, good for you. No judgement here. I don’t really care, unless it’s my hairy ass you find attractive. Then, thank you for the compliment. I cannot, for the life of me, see how we have been turned into the source of all that is evil in…